Foot in the

Mouth

Declaration by

Rahul Gandhi in

Gujarat

Elections 2012

By V. SUNDARAM I.A.S
ALL INDIA GENERAL SECRETARY (IDEOLOGY), JANATA PARTY.

Riotous, raucous, and rambunctious Clown Prince-in-waiting Rahul Gandhi has at last assumed the role of Field Marshal of the Sonia Congress Electoral Expeditionary Force in Gujarat. The Supreme Leader of the Congress Party is under the cosmic delusion, (nothing to do with alcohol or drugs!) that when he chooses to laugh millions in India laugh along with him and when he weeps, millions in India weep along with him! Addressing an electoral rally in Gujarat, two days ago, AICC General Secretary Rahul Gandhi made a ‘historic declaration’ to this effect: “If I have any 'guru' in politics, then he is Gandhiji. Gandhiji had one simple rule that voice of not only every Indian, but for that matter voice of everyone in the world should be heard, whether that person is poor or rich, short or long. That person may be of any region, religion or caste, his voice should be respected.” I am shocked to note that the Clown Prince has now dethroned Digvijay Singh from his exalted and sacred political Guru-Hood and declared Mahatma Gandhi as his Guru in politics!

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Now we can see that Rahul Gandhi has fired his first shot against Narendra Modi in the on-going Gujarat Assembly elections of 2012. For sheer political brilliance, intellectual versatility, cultural, social, ethical and moral greatness and grandeur, can anyone in the India of today equal Rahul Gandhi? This seems to be the orchestrated and fully rehearsed collective refrain of the servile and slavish Sonia Congressmen, right from Prime Minister Dr Manmohan Singh downwards? This being so, no political leader other than Digvijay Singh would ever have dared to take upon himself the formidable responsibility of being the political Guru of the singularly ridiculous and magnificently foolish Crown Prince in waiting!

Amul Baby Raol claimed to be walking on Gandhiji's path. If so, why does he not eschew falsehood and speak the truth about the gigantic scam after scam perpetrated by his UPA Government, functioning under the colonial tutelage of his supremely corrupt Italian mother? Why doesn’t he tell the country the truth about his arrest in Boston airport by the FBI which confiscated 1,60,000 USD from him? Even a cursory search on the Google for “rahul gandhi arrested in boston airport” will yield 20,800 results.

Gujarat Chief Minister Narendra Modi has replied in his inimitable style: “Rahul Baba has said that he is walking on Gandhiji's path, but if he is actually walking on that path, then one wish of Mahatma Gandhi would not have been left incomplete, which was to disband the Congress immediately after Independence.”

Congress was not disbanded by Jawaharlal Nehru but on the contrary suitably expanded to include all his descendants in interminable succession. Thus Nehru saw to it in his own life time that the Congress Party became the Family Business of the Nehru family. This Nehru Family Business is now headed by an Italian Fascist usurper in the line of Mussolini.

The Nehru Family has converted Mahatma Gandhi into a trademark of their family business. This trademark is invoked in election-time speeches for seeking votes from the public.

On another issue, the Clown Prince has claimed that even the opposition's voice is curbed in Gujarat as the Assembly sits for just 25 days in a year and very often opposition leaders are "thrown" out of the House.

Countering the absurd assertion of Rahul Gandhi, Narendra Modi has tweeted, “Mr Rahul Gandhi talks of respect for Vidhan Sabha but his own attendance in Lok Sabha between May 2011-May 2012 was 24 out of 85 sittings. If he had respect for the Parliament, he would go for all sittings!”

According to all the corrupt chamchas of Sonia Gandhi, 2 day’s attendance of the Clown Prince in the Lok Sabha is equivalent to Prime Minister’s attendance for 60 days, Defence Minister Anthony’s attendance for 45 days, Finance Minister Chidambaram’s attendance for 30 days, Law Minister Salman Khurshid’s attendance for 15 days and Sonia Gandhi’s attendance for just 1 day!

In one of his election speeches, Rahul Gandhi referred to Mahatma Gandhi sleeping on the floor in Anand Bhavan in Allahabad, after Jawaharlal Nehru was arrested and put in jail, as a classic instance of Gandhiji’s great affection for Nehru. This evoked the following rejoinder from Chief Minister Narendra Modi: "It was Mahatma Gandhi's greatness and his affection towards Nehru that made him sleep on the floor but the real issue is that Motilal Nehru slept on the bed when his son was in jail.”

RAOL VINCI OR RAHUL, THE FAKE GANDHI, IS A DESCENDANT OF MOTILAL NEHRU AND NOT A DESCENDANT OF MAHATMA GANDHI. Fortunately for the Nation, the corrupt Chief Injustice Balakrishnan is not holding the office of Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of India to declare with contemptuous judicial aplomb that Raul Gandhi is a legal descendent of Mahatma Gandhi!

Five years ago, during the last Gujarat Assembly Elections in 2007, Sonia Gandhi, the Merchant from Venice had shamelessly branded Narendra Modi as “Mauth ka Saudagar (Merchant of Death)”.

Now her majestically foolish son has referred to Narendra Modi as a “Marketeer” of Development. I only hope that he had repeated the Fascist phraseology of his Mother and described Narendra Modi as a “SAUDAGAR (MARKETEER!) OF VIKAS (DEVELOPMENT!)”

Gujarat Chief Minister Narendra Modi addressed a public meeting on 11-December 2012 at Pitalia Bamba in Gheekanta area of the walled city, which falls under Dariapur constituency. Crowd at Pittalia Bamba which consisted of women, children and youth had jam-packed the road to the rally place. He said, “Rahul Baba mari style marva jaay chhe (Rahul is imitating my style in his speech). Like me he also asked questions at the public in Sanand but he made a mistake by asking people about how much electricity they are getting in the State. The people replied that they are getting electricity for 24 hours in Gujarat!!”

Gujarat Chief Minister Narendra Modi addressed a public meeting on 11-December 2012 at Pitalia Bamba in Gheekanta area of the walled city, which falls under Dariapur constituency. Crowd at Pittalia Bamba which consisted of women, children and youth had jam-packed the road to the rally place. He said, “Rahul Baba mari style marva jaay chhe (Rahul is imitating my style in his speech). Like me he also asked questions at the public in Sanand but he made a mistake by asking people about how much electricity they are getting in the State. The people replied that they are getting electricity for 24 hours in Gujarat.”

I think the Crown Prince was not in one of his Most Inspired Moments. The Sonia Congressmen will have to be grateful to God for His small Mercy because Rahul Gandhi would have liked to say that there is no power cut for 48 Hours in a Day in Sonia Congress ruled Maharashtra, 96 Hours in a Day in Congress ruled Rajasthan, 120 Hours in a Day in Congress ruled Haryana and 144 Hours in a Day in Congress ruled Delhi State !!!

Hear another interesting story about the intellectual greatness of Rahul Gandhi. In February 2009, Rahul Gandhi while interacting with professionals in Ahmedabad’s Bhaikaka Hall said that “Gujarat is bigger than the United Kingdom.” The Congress men gathered there started clapping but the fact is that Gujarat’s geographical area is 196024 sq Km while the United Kingdom extends over 245,000 square Kilo Meters in area, which is much bigger than Gujarat. Rahul in the same interaction said that “India is bigger than the United States and Europe put together”!

If you own a company would you give this intellectually-challenged Rahul Gandhi a job? Don’t forget that the Indian National Congress wants to give him the Country’s top job as the Prime Minister. Perhaps the Sonia Congress Party feels that a Mindless Wonder will be a better choice than a Boneless Wonder like Dr Manmohan Singh!

PS: For a change let me end this narrative with a hilarious cartoon which one of my friends has sent to me by e-mail. I am unable to find out who is the great Cartoonist who has drawn this superbly revealing and evocative Cartoon. Be that as it may, I acknowledge my debt to him and seek his indulgence to present his Cartoon in the concluding part of this story.